Incomplete Thought: The Unbearable "Bear Escape" Analogy
"You don't have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you."
The problem with this analogy is that we're not running from a single bear. It's more like a drone army of bears, which are able to select multiple targets at once (pun intended). As such, there's really no way to escape "the bear" because there's no such thing. And don't get me started on trying to escape the pandas...
